What Bear Says

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Tue, 07 May 2013 11:34:38 +0100

Bear: Ella and I are having a

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:25:02 +0100

Bear: Ella and I are having a
Mumma: baby

Bear: we ate a whole lemon jelly

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:58:51 +0100

Bear: we ate a whole lemon jelly
Mumma: did you eat it all?

Yesterday a letter came for Bear addressed to “Mr Luva Luva”

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:39:19 +0100

Yesterday a letter came for Bear addressed to “Mr Luva Luva”

Bear found herself in the CCTV at the market

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:29:57 +0100

Bear found herself in the CCTV at the market

"When’s fricken’ dinner?!"

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:47:23 +0100

“When’s fricken’ dinner?!”

- How Bear got sent to her room for 15 minutes for swearing

It’s not even midday but Bear’s made tiramisu and is...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 11:48:12 +0100

It’s not even midday but Bear’s made tiramisu and is now drinking the coffee and rum leftovers and enjoying it

Bear: (to mumma for no apparent reason) do you think you got deformed in the womb?

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:21:29 +0100

Bear: (to mumma for no apparent reason) do you think you got deformed in the womb?
Mumma: -forlorn face-

She just mashed up my cheesecake for no apparent reason

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:59:52 +0100

She just mashed up my cheesecake for no apparent reason

Bear and her snakestache

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:51:55 +0100

Bear and her snakestache

"Get in loser, we’re going shopping"

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:33:23 +0100

“Get in loser, we’re going shopping”

- Bear talking to a cat that tried to get in the car

Bear they can’t see you

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:31:34 +0100

Bear they can’t see you

"Where’s the drop?"

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:28:27 +0100

“Where’s the drop?”

- Bear listening to flamenco music

"Why have you got a ball in your hair?! Oh it’s your earring"

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:07:15 +0100

“Why have you got a ball in your hair?! Oh it’s your earring”

- Bear getting distracted from The Cat Returns

Just found this by the front door 0121 do 1 omg

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:57:04 +0000

Just found this by the front door
0121 do 1 omg

"I bet you a pound of flesh that my phone’s in or around my bed"

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:49:11 +0000

“I bet you a pound of flesh that my phone’s in or around my bed”

- I did not accept the bet

That time in Sainsbury’s when Bear noticed that she could...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 14:17:48 +0000

That time in Sainsbury’s when Bear noticed that she could see herself in the CCTV TV

(This is what I normally find after being in close proximity to...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 12:50:38 +0000

(This is what I normally find after being in close proximity to Bear)

I came home and bear took many photos on my phone (as usual) but...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 12:49:02 +0000

I came home and bear took many photos on my phone (as usual) but this time they were all door handles instead of her face

"Tonight, we’re drinking from the bottle"

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:01:04 +0000

“Tonight, we’re drinking from the bottle”

- Bear drinking Fentiman’s ginger beer in a much less middle class way than intended