Yesterday Bear revealed that her deceased snake is currently in the freezer.
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I bet you a pound of flesh that my phone’s in or around my bed
I did not accept the bet
That time in Sainsbury’s when Bear noticed that she could see herself in the CCTV TV
(This is what I normally find after being in close proximity to Bear)
I came home and bear took many photos on my phone (as usual) but this time they were all door handles instead of her face
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Tonight, we’re drinking from the bottle
Bear drinking Fentiman’s ginger beer in a much less middle class way than intended
| Mumma: | You're so small Bear, you're two foot smaller than all of your friends |
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| Bear: | Stop always being so mean to me |
| Mumma: | What, are you going to write a book about it? |
| Bear: | Yeah, and I'll call it "Small" |
“I’m a heart breaker”
This year’s Christmas Cake featured Mike Wazowski courtesy of Bear
| Mumma: | I feel like I'm living in the wrong place, I need to live somewhere where there is more community |
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| Bear: | Like an old people's community village? |
Day 183. :OOOO on Flickr.
Lolololol just found this (2k8 represent)
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Who’s the massive monkey? Not Godzilla,
King Kong, bear, King Kong.
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Move over, punk
Bear trying to find space on the sofa
| Dadda: | Beary, please may I have Master Fox? |
|---|---|
| Bear: | Screw you |
| Mumma: | Bear! |
| Bear: | Go do one |
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If you wanna be my mummy, you gotta give birth to me
Sitting by the fire on Christmas morning and she comes out with this
